Knaishia

"Will" (2:25:19 AM): Dad: But Joseph is younger than you, we have to treat you differently.
Court Record -> Joe's Profile -> Present
Me: However, Joey is 16, I was 16 once and I remember a time back then where we were treated insanely different.
Dad: ...
Me: Recall one night, I was excited to stay until 3AM at a mall store, playing DDR and other games in a safe environment. Recall what time I was picked up from that establishment.
Dad: I-I don't recall the time.
Bracelet
I...don't...recall...the...-time-
Percieve!
Me: Well, when you spea about the time, your eyebrow twitches, this tells me you're hiding something. I think you know very well what time it was.
Dad: ...! Fine, It was 9:30 but Joseph is always home by 9.
He's Lying! But, I don't think i have evidence to prove it... I have to bluff it
Me: Mr. Montalbano, What were we doing... last night?
Dad: Watching American Gangster, It was on Television.
Me: We were all there right? Me Mom and Joey?
Dad: Joey wasn't ther--...!
Me: What was that?
Judge: Did you just say your son wasnt there?
Dad: B-but, It was before 9!
Present -> TV Guide -> OBJECTION!
Me:...
Dad: ...
Judge:... Ooh, the new Lost is on tonight
Once again, he fails to realize what the big picture is
Me: If you would look at the time of American Gangster on 3/14 you will see what I mean.
Judge: ...! Well it was on at -11:30-
Dad: ....
Me: Do you see the error of your ways now?
"Will" (2:25:36 AM): hell yeah bitches~
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Nana No Kokoro (2:26:40 AM): see that, that huge rant?
That's why you're my best friend